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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:30
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Apple’s Craig Federighi on the long road to the iPad’s Mac-like multitasking - Ars Technica
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
NBA Draft will have tons of international talent, which is to be expected - NBA
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This Chinese Spacecraft Is Traveling to One of Earth’s Quasi-Moons - WIRED
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
UNAIDS Executive Director: ‘The HIV Response Is in Crisis’ - Bloomberg.com
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
ChatGPT May Be Linked to 'Cognitive Debt,' New Study Finds - 404 Media
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
What are some ways to determine if a project is legitimate in the call center industry?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?